- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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