There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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