It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

drew edminstin is a rat

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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