- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Mahmy

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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