- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

I was once a hamster.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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