A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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