Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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