- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

An Aisian failed a test

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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