Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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