Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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roy g biv

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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what did the farmer do? plant

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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