What's your guys names?

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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