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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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