- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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