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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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