- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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