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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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