What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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robin, get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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