Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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everyone dislike this

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Irish sobriety

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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