women's rights, lol

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Get it? More.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Turkey Balls

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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