a black man did not eat chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Jews

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Yo mama so fat.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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