- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

when debbie meets downer

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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