Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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I went to work today....

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Anti Joke

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