Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

just in time?

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Logan's gay

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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