- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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