Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

women's rights

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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