- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Caolan and Eamon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Guess what? Bananas

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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