- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

robin, get in the car.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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