- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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