- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

I walk into a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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