Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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