- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Robert Mugabe.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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