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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Women's Rights

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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