What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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