What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Hello.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Matthew Baker

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Please ignore this statement.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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