A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

haha black people :D

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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