What comes after 69? 70

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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