- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

flavin's head

my wife out of the kitchen

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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