Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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