- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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