- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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