- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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