When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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