Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A seal walks into a club.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...