- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Women's rights.

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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