- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

So, this joke isn't funny.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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