how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What do I hate? people

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

France had one revolution

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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