Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Hellen keller

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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