- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Im cute hehehee

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

My wife made me a sandwich

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

womens rights

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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