- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's your guys names?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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