"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

A bar walks into a man

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

I hate blackniggers

This is an anti-joke.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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