- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

I'm 4 and what is this?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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