Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

roses are red violets are blue

your face is kinda funny

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

sweating like antoni with a girl

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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