- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Horse.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Casey Anthony kills a baby

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