- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

This isn't funny.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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