Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Dude man, I'm high...

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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