- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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