- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What do you call white trash Garbage

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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