- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

hear hear

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

what do u call a apple a apple

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