Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Women can vote? wtf

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Do you play piano? No

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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