Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Anti Joke

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