Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

where is the world?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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