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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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