Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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