Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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