why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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