Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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