Have you ever heard of a goose?

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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