why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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