- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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