How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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