- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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