- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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