- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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