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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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