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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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