- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Gay rights.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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