Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats the defination of cruelty

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Neil is a reterd.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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