- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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