- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

what are three short words? i a am

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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