What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

it's funny because it's funny

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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