- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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