- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

you suck

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

I hate blackniggers

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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