Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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womens rights

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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