- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

what are three short words? i a am

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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