- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

copy me and i will kill you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

bangers and mash?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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