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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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