A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Barack Obama.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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