your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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