Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Shea's sty....

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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