- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

whats brown and sticky a stick

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Prostitution is bad.......

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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