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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

A child walks into a classroom.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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