What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Walnut

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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