- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Anti-jokes are funny.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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