Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How come anti jokes r funny

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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