- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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