- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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