Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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