- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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