- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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