- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A bar walks into a man

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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