- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Romans rights.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Your Mother

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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