- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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