- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner