what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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This is a joke.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Logan's gay

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Your mom is so nice.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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