- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

jibby jobby

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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