- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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