How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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robin, get in the car.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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